Divide this text into sentences and correct mistakes: Have you ever felt like you're a cause we're being scooped out like ice cream? It's like sticking a butter knife in a glass and a buzzing ketchup bottle. That sounds a little Seuss gross actually. Hi, I'm Lauren van Opel, a science reporter at fatherly, and I have menstruated approximately 267 times. So I'm sure you've dealt with your fair share of shark weeks, but for your confused friend over there, here's how it works. Over a 28-day period known as the menstrual cycle, a woman's body will create a soft lining in the uterus to carry a fertilized egg. But if the egg isn't fertilized, the lining is no longer necessary, so the uterus sheds the lining and it leaves the body through the vagina. And that's it, that's menstruation. It's pretty much just like changing the pillows so the uterus can support another life. Puberty is a time when your daughter is going to go through many changes. She'll start growing hair in places she didn't have hair before. She'll get a bunch of acne and develop the delightful habit of slamming doors and screaming that nobody understands her. But to top it all off, she's gonna get her first period. This is gonna happen somewhere around the age of 8 to 13, but everyone's body is a little different, so it's important for you to know that there's really nothing wrong with going through this earlier or later than their peers. Your daughter is going to be more vulnerable to bacterial infections during her period, so hygiene is key. Hygiene is also important because it will help your daughter not feel so fucking kicked out by her body every three to five days every month for the next 35 years of her...